“Mom, if you had to live your life as a SpongeBob character, who would you pick?” Jay-8
I would definitely pick Sandy Cheeks even though I sometimes feel like Squidward, especially on Monday mornings. Who would you pick?
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Your blog is unique. Would make a great book.
Leroy, that is quite the compliment coming from such a great “Wordsmith” like yourself. Thank you!
Well, we all probably feel like Squidward – creative geniuses who just never make it big. So I won’t pick him. Mr. Crabs – way to much pressure with the whole business thing. I’ve already got that. So I won’t pick him. Spongebob? Just too happy all the time – definitely won’t pick him. Alright I got it – I choose Patrick – I’ll just go live under a rock all day! Yep, definitely Patrick!!
Great analysis, Brown Road! Maybe psychologists should consider replacing the Rorschach inkblot tests with the simple question, “Which SpongeBob character are you most like?” It could be a great new way to delve into modern day psyche.
I WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FAT PINK GUY SO I WOULD’NT HAVE TO DIET…EVER ANNIE
Annie! You made it….congratulations!
The fat pink guy would be Patrick Star. He’s very sweet, but a bit ditzy. He loves his junk food. I imagine that he’s not a fan of dieting either. But then again, who is?
When your name is Bob it seems like the decision has already been made for you.
In a way.
I guess.
Sig, I think SpongeBob is a great pick…even if your name is already Bob! He’s just an all-round nice guy.
Mr Crabs!!!
I hope you can keep his Krabby Patty secret formula safe from Plankton!
The only SpongeBob I’ve watched yet was while trying to get Li’l D to fall asleep in Colorado! I barely caught any of the show itself. Is this something I should remedy?
Deborah, it is super silly, but completely entertaining. Give it a few years and you’ll be laughing along with Li’l D.
Sandy Cheeks certainly seems like the wisest character.
And, she’s awesome at karate. Gotta love a squirrel from Texas that can kick some ass.
Man, you can tell my youngest is 17, cause I don’t know squat about Sponge Bob. I feel old!
Pissy Kitty, if it bothers you that much, I’m sure you can bring yourself up to speed by having a Nickelodeon marathon this weekend. Don’t be surprised when you feel the need to get up and start banging your head against the wall.
Nah, I think I’ll pass. My oldest was nine, my daughter was six, when the baby was born 17 years ago. They were spaced just enough apart to where I felt I was never going to get off the animation ward. My oldest was into the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, so this will give you a clue how long I had to endure the craziness.
I’ll take wrinkles over Nickelodeon any day.
Thanks for reminding me why I should appreciate being old again!
We went through a huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle phase here, too. And, Power Rangers! Glad it’s over…too many karate moves gone bad.
I would hope to be Patrick. He’s easy going and kind but also kind of an airhead. Not sure I want that last part.
But, how do you feel about living under a rock?
Scholar Mel, I tried to pop over for a visit, but I’m having a hard time connecting. Something about website offline and cloud fare…weird.
Grandkids are all well passed Sponge Bob and I don’t know the characters anymore. So can’t answer your child’s question. But it makes a good subject for a blog post.
Thank you, Judith. I’m so glad you stopped by. I’ll help you out and suggest you pick Sandy Cheeks. She’s a fiesty, level-headed squirrel from Texas.