“Mom, if you’re wondering why I’m sitting here, it’s because Daddy put me in time out for accidentally farting on Will.” Jay-8
Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.Don’t Steal My Stuff…my kids will cry!
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LMAO!!! That’s about all there is to say for this one.
Lisa, there’s really not much you can say to that.
haha
Welcome, Autumn! Thank you so much for popping in and for taking the time to leave a comment. I hope you enjoy the nonsense.
I hate it when that happens. Sometimes those suckers are released without warning. At least, that is what I heard on the bus.
Hahaha! Lenore, you’re right, “it’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Starting in September, I’ve got to open a new blog to celebrate the wisdom learned on the school bus. I feel like it’s my duty to spread the word.
You need to post those signs all over the house…too funny
Bearman, I’m considering wallpapering my house with those signs. Possibly even put the picture on my Christmas card in place of my children’s smiling faces.
Horrors! The boy’s history is sorely lacking! Doesn’t he know the Geneva Convention outlawed gas warfare?
John, it’s every man for himself in this house and rules are meant to be broken, right? Maybe more like, “break the rules, but don’t get caught.”
we never put his father in time out for doing the same thing!!!!!! Annie
Annie, I’m afraid that might be part of the problem.
My mom had other means of punishment. Time outs are modern. Who could blame her though, she had 5 boys to raise. Policing farts was the leastof her problems.
Your poor mother. I’m amazed she’s sane…and sober.
LOL
What is it with boys and farts?
Dragonfae, I don’t think it ever changes with boys…farts are funny whether you’re 8 or 80!
HEHEHE LMFAO!!!! :0)
Hahahahahaha.
It’s truly amazing how many “accidents” take place in this house. Do you have the same problem? If you don’t, just lie to me and say you do, so I can feel better about myself.
Don’t put it in the air if you can’t take sitting in the chair… or… something along those lines.
Thanks, Sig! I’m totally stealing that…”Don’t put it in the air if you can’t take sitting in the chair.” It will be my new mantra.
Can I put my husband in time out for farting on me almost every night?
Yes! I think you should.