“Mom, if I were rich and famous, I would always wear a wet suit in the 
shower. I think it would be way too risky without one.” Will-10
There seems to be rampant paranoia in this house. I bet they’ve been reading the tabloids at the checkout counter again.
Is this the same kid that came down, to sign the school’s policy forms, with no clothes on after his shower last night? It was dark outside and all the lights were on inside. Oh yeah, he was standing right next to the wall of windows before I realized and sent him up to get dressed first.
That’s because he’s not rich and famous, silly.
Dad I love your insights into the reality of what is going on. If only my spouse would read my blog.
You should consider paying her, that’s what I do. $1.00 per comment…sorta like the Toothfairy.
When is payday!
On the fifth Friday of February.
Blog reading can give more awareness of what’s gong on in your family than years of questioning the kids
You may actually know more about my family than the next door neighbor.
Guess which celeb is caught wearing a wetsuit in the shower! *dun dun dun*
More Inside Edition, right after this!
Is it Kim Kardashian? Hey, I heard she got married…oh wait, maybe that was just a rumor.
In the bathroom, my 5 year old daugher would yell “PRIVACY, PLEASE!” but outside the bathroom, she’d pose…and then say “Wait, how but this? But wait, and this? Here, give me your camera…”
Sandi
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Sandi, my kiddos used to love getting their picture taken. They’d argue over who was getting the most camera time. Now, it’s like pulling teeth to get a picture. I miss those free spirited “posing days.”
First, thank you for your most recent comment, as it made getting to your most recent post easy. (Frickin’ frackin’ WordPress Subscriptions/Follow malfunction!)
Second, I am noticing a trend…. cameras in bathrooms. Wasn’t this a topic of conversation earlier this week or last? Yes, the paranoia is growing. Let’s hope Will doesn’t go overboard with finding just the right wetsuit – current with the fashion of today.
When we’re in the checkout line at the grocery store, I always have to remind my kids that the stuff they see on the front page of the Tabloids is NOT true. I don’t think they believe me.
“Risky”? A wet suit won’t protect you from a fall. And if you’re rich and famous, isn’t getting your picture taken the whole point?
(Dang that Good Greatsby, he’s got me feeling OLD today!)
…maybe if you’re wearing one of those Batman wetsuits that Jacquelin suggested.
Sorry, dear lady, there ain’t been a material made yet that’s strong enough to hold this gut in. Six-pack abs? More like the whole dang barrel!
Maybe he can get one of those Batman wetsuits, the kind that have the abs already printed on them. That would give those paparazzi something to think about!
He’d make the front page of all the Tabloids in that wetsuit for sure.
How about a wet suit that self-cleans, so when it cleans it cleans your child as well?
Interesting concept, Scholar Mel. Sorta like a self cleaning oven only safer and kid friendly.
I remember the days when I would sneak my cassette tape recorder ( with the plug in microphone) under the kitchen table and record my parents conversations. I think it was last Wednesday?
I was going through my premature paparazzi stage
I’m going to start checking under the kitchen table. Now I’m paranoid.
Maybe that;’s where the smell is coming from. The wetsuit is keeping the soap off. When I 1st read it I missed the word “Wet”. I pictured him standing there in the shower in a shirt & tie
He’ll need one of those self-cleaning wet suits like Scholar Mel suggested…see above.