Monthly Archives: September 2011

Indoor Plumbing Is Overrated

Posted on September 30, 2011 by

“Mom, I need you! Jay just ripped open the bathroom door and chucked a teddy bear at my head. He screwed up my aim and now there’s a huge mess in there…it’s not my fault.”  Will-10 It’s all fun and … Continue reading →

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Mmmm…You Smell Just Like Aisle 5

Posted on September 28, 2011 by

“Mom, did you know that the best smell in the whole world is the smell of Toys “R” Us? I love it! If I ever grow-up and get a wife, I want her to smell just like Toys “R” Us. I … Continue reading →

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This American’s Got Talent

Posted on September 26, 2011 by

“Mom, you’ve gotta see this. Jay is drinking chocolate milk out of his belly button…with a straw!”  Will-10 about Jay-8 I’m so proud. I think this is worthy of mention in this year’s Christmas card. Dear Friends and Family, Season’s … Continue reading →

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part III

Posted on September 23, 2011 by

“Mom, did you know that if you don’t know the answers on a multiple-choice test, people say you should always guess ‘C?’ But, that’s a total lie…you should always guess ‘B.’ It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 I bet many of … Continue reading →

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Captain Underpants Wears Dirty Underwear…and likes it!

Posted on September 21, 2011 by

“Mom, seriously, it’s not a big deal. They’re not that dirty. If they look clean, I always put the same underwear back on after I shower. It saves time.”  Jay-8 I thought it was a given…take a shower, put on clean … Continue reading →

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I Wish I Was A Circus Freak

Posted on September 16, 2011 by

“Hey, Mom…come here! You wanna see something really cool? Look…I can scratch my head with my toes. Isn’t that amazing? Do you think they’ll put me in the record books for this?” Jay-8 I highly doubt they’ll put him in … Continue reading →

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Superman Was A Slacker

Posted on September 15, 2011 by

“Mom, if you were a superhero, would you rather read minds or see into the future? I’d definitely pick reading minds because that way I’d never have to study for a test again. I could just read my teacher’s mind … Continue reading →

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I Suggest You Braid It…maybe start a new trend

Posted on September 13, 2011 by

“Hey, Jay! What do you think you’re gonna do if you end up with a lot of chest hair when you grow up? I think I’ll probably just shave mine off.” Will-10 “Nah, I’m not gonna shave mine cause I … Continue reading →

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part II

Posted on September 9, 2011 by

“Mom, just wait till you hear what I                                                                        learned on the bus today. You are gonna                                                                 LOVE it! Ready? Ok. Now, watch and listen… ‘Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.’ Isn’t that totally hilarious? I can’t wait … Continue reading →

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Would You Do It For 5 Bucks?

Posted on September 7, 2011 by

“Will, going forward, you are absolutely NOT allowed to do your brother’s homework…even if he begs you and promises to give you all of his money. Do you understand me?” Me to Will-10  The handwriting was my first tip-off, the guilty … Continue reading →

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Mirror, Mirror On The Wall…who really cares at all?

Posted on September 6, 2011 by

“But Mom, I don’t care about looking good.                                                                I’m gonna save that for when I grow-up and don’t have any fun stuff left to do.”  Jay-8  Hmmm…an interesting perspective.

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So, You’d Like To See Me Naked?

Posted on September 2, 2011 by

Have you noticed that WordPress has decided to post your Subscriber Stats on your Home page? You haven’t? Well, go take a look. There they are, right above your cute little Subscription button…your subsciber count. See it? Great. Now tell me…what do … Continue reading →

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Smell Me Like A Pumpkin Pie On Thanksgiving Morning

Posted on September 1, 2011 by

“Mom, come here and smell me. I took a 15 second shower and I swear I got everything…even the stinkiest parts. It might just be a world record. C’mon, come closer and take a real good smell. Smell me like you’ve never smelled me … Continue reading →

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