“Hey, Jay! What do you think you’re gonna do if you end up with a lot of chest
hair when you grow up? I think I’ll probably just shave mine off.” Will-10
“Nah, I’m not gonna shave mine cause I don’t wanna risk shaving off my nipples. I think I’ll probably just cut mine back with some scissors so food doesn’t get stuck in it.” Jay-8
This was said after watching the new Planet of the Apes movie trailer.
I’d have to concur, shaving off one’s nipples would not be a good thing!
I imagine he’d also be a bit self-conscious at the local public pool…”Dude! What the hell happened to your nipples?”
Do they regularly eat bare-chested?
Only on special occasions.
*running with scissors*
WEEEEeeeee!
We should probably brush up on scissor safety.
By the way, that book is sitting on my nightstand waiting to be read.
Good idea. You can never be too careful.
I imagine it would be challenging to reattach a nipple.
Oh my – the mere mention of shaving off one’s nipples made me cringe.
I hope this didn’t give you nightmares.
Wow. I’m surprised, with the entrepreneurial bent he’s shown, that Jay didn’t come up with the concept of cutting it off and selling it for men’s hairpieces.
What? WHAT?!? Why is everybody going “EWWWW!”?
…or, to be recycled for pillow stuffing.
:O
I could think of a quip, but . . . but . . .
:O
Go ahead, Deb! I’d love to hear it.
Go natural baby!!
It’s also good for preventing injury in case of a fall…makes for a soft landing.
i like plant of the apes way better.
I’ve also heard that “Plant of the Apes” is way better than “Planet of the Apes.” Plus, it’s environmentally correct.
Ugh…how did I miss that? Thanks for the heads-up.
Plant of the Apes!
Nipples on men are overrated anyway. They don’t do anything so maybe they should be circumcised off at an early age. That way they won’t chafe when we jog. Also we’d never get food on them! Plus two pepperoni would be a funny new joke.
Pepperoni jokes for the meat eaters and sliced red beet jokes for the vegetarians.
ROTFL
Completely ridiculous, I know.
Once they get man boobs the whole issue of chest hair seems irrelevant.
I guess it all depends on whether or not they choose to wear a “bro or manzier.” There’s the potential problem of getting chest hair caught in the clasp. Ouch!
Hahhahahaha. Also, I’m feeling pretty glad to be a woman
Me too. We’ve got enough maintenance to worry about.
break out the wax…that might change their opinions….
I’m trying to decide which would be worse…shaving off a nipple or having it ripped off during a waxing session. Hmmm.
So…. Apparently scissors will cause less nipple carnage than a pair of clippers? Interesting…
If you’re considering it, I suggest you use safety scissors…it’s all fun and games until someone loses a nipple.
Thanks for popping in, Rig! I hope you enjoyed the nonsense.
Gosh I think even scissors could risk a niple removal. If you let it grow Jay you will find that saved food sure can come in handy if you feel like a snack in the middle of the night.
But what about bubble gum? The kid’s addicted…could be a big problem with a chest full of hair. Ouch!