Monthly Archives: October 2011

Family Game Night

Posted on October 28, 2011 by

Ok, so it’s a bit of an exaggeration, but it’s my interpretation of family game night. It starts out innocently enough. Everyone is gathered around the coffee table, happily chatting about the expected fun. We review the rules of the game. … Continue reading →

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Armpit Etiquette

Posted on October 27, 2011 by

“Will, you should never ask someone to see their armpit hair. It’s impolite.”  Jay-9 “I know that, Jay. But some people should think about cutting their armpit hair. That’s what I’m gonna do if mine ever gets too long.”   Will-10  I think … Continue reading →

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They Heard About It On The Bus

Posted on October 26, 2011 by

Today, I’d like to give a special shout-out to all the fab middle schoolers who are rumored to be reading this blog…You Guys Rock! Thanks for reading and laughing along with the rest of us. Please keep telling your outrageous … Continue reading →

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Ninja Dreams

Posted on October 25, 2011 by

“Mom, would you be so happy if I grew-up and got a job as a ninja in China? I think you can get that as a real job and make like a million bucks busting up bad guys.” Jay-8 I … Continue reading →

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part V

Posted on October 21, 2011 by

“Mom, guess what? I don’t have any homework because I did it on the bus. Did you know that it’s a well-known fact that kids who do their homework on the bus get better grades and have more time to play? … Continue reading →

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We’re Having An Intervention. Will You Come?

Posted on October 17, 2011 by

“Mom, you should probably have a talk with Will. He’s got a big problem…he’s obsessed with brushing his teeth. It’s true! Ever since he got his braces off, he thinks he’s got the world’s most special teeth. You should see … Continue reading →

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Driving Blind

Posted on October 13, 2011 by

“Mom, how do blind people drive?” Jay-8 Hmm…I never thought about this. I imagine this could potentially be an enormous problem. Picture the scene…you and your significant other are driving down the highway enjoying the scenery when you notice a … Continue reading →

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You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too

Posted on October 11, 2011 by

“Mom, I think it really stinks that kids are forced to go to school on their birthdays.”  Jay-9 “Jay, your birthday was on Saturday. Today is Tuesday.” “Yeah, I know, but I’m still sorta celebrating and going to school ruins … Continue reading →

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part IV

Posted on October 6, 2011 by

“Mom, did you know that the best way to get an A on a math test is to sleep with the book under your pillow? The information seeps into your brain overnight. It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 … Continue reading →

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You Smelt It, You Dealt It!

Posted on October 4, 2011 by

“Jay, I think I’m pretty lucky that I never have to fart at school.” Will-10 “Not me, man…when I accidentally fart in school, I just make a surprised face and look at the kid next to me.” Jay-8 You’ve got … Continue reading →

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