There’s nothing quite like returning home and discovering a waterfall in your dining room. One of my beautiful, smart children, who will remain nameless, accidentally clogged
her a toilet on the second floor. The evil toilet then overflowed for several hours into the dining room below, through the first floor and into the recently refinished basement. On a positive note, the next time I have guests for dinner, I will be able to engage them in a fun new game of “Guess What’s Been in the Chandelier.”
Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.
Young American Wisdom in 140 characters or less…
- My metabolism has betrayed me. I hate the bastard. #GiveMeBackMyOldAss 6 days ago
- My life is a continuous round trip to the grocery store where my list gets lost in produce & I end up pushing the cart with the bum wheel. 1 week ago
- @becomingcliche Lovely! Make that 2 more accounts I need to stalk. Thanks so much & have a great Mother's Day! 1 week ago
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