Monthly Archives: March 2012

I Heard It On The Bus: Part IX

Posted on March 30, 2012 by

“Mom, did you know that it’s a well-known fact that most presidential candidates are addicted to eating their own boogers? They keep a secret stash behind their ears. It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” It’s never a good sign when school … Continue reading →

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Who’s Hiding In Your Closet?

Posted on March 26, 2012 by

“Mom, now that I’m bigger, I don’t worry about ninjas coming in my window at night. I just worry about bad guys with chain saws in my closet.”  Jay-9 What keeps you up at night?

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This Prestigious Award Comes With Cheese

Posted on March 20, 2012 by

“Mom, they say it’s the world’s hardest thing to win and you’ve gotta do lots of good stuff, but when I grow up, I might wanna try to win the Nobel Pizza Prize.”  Jay-9 I wonder if that’s pick-up or … Continue reading →

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Where’d This Come From?

Posted on March 19, 2012 by

“Mom, for breakfast can you pour me a bowl of the Cocoa Puffs I snuck into the cart yesterday and you still don’t know we own? They’re hiding behind the Cheerios in the back of the pantry. Thanks, Mom. You’re … Continue reading →

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I Dare You To Jump

Posted on March 14, 2012 by

“Mom, you wanna hear something pretty stupid? Kids can’t jump off the swings at recess or they’ll get in big trouble. I mean, what if there’s an emergency like a fire or something? I think the school should think about stuff like … Continue reading →

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The Dreaded School Project

Posted on March 12, 2012 by

Other than a letter from the school nurse notifying you of a lice infestation in your child’s classroom, nothing rattles parents quite like the dreaded school project assignment. “Guess what, Mom? We’re doing a super fun project in school. It’s gonna be great! … Continue reading →

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Snoop Dogg Has Pumped Up Kicks

Posted on March 1, 2012 by

“Will, did you know my new favorite rapper is Snoop Dogg?” “Jay, you’re crazy! You don’t even know who Snoop Dogg is. I bet you can’t name me one Snoop Dogg song.” “You’re wrong. I know tons of stuff you don’t think I know … Continue reading →

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