“Mom, life was easier when I believed the Disney Princesses were real and babies came out of belly buttons.” Anna-12
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Ah, the innocence of childhood. Growing up sucks.
You got that right!
They don’t come from Belly buttons????
Of course not!
Storks!
Maybe magic eggs delivered by the Easter Bunny?
I’m not sure where mine came from and sometimes I wonder how long they plan on staying.
Call the Bunny back
Androgoth XXx
Ahhh Disney…what porn is for guys Disney is for girls…except girls get wiser a whole lot faster and most guys never stop looking or believing….
Very wise words.
True words were truly never spoken!
I feel the same way, don’t you?
What? The next thing you’re going to tell me is that there’s no such thing as Santa Claus.
Actually, I won’t because I totally believe in Santa Claus. I’m just not sold on the Tooth Fairy.
LOVE!
Me, too! My favorite.
This explains why my life has never been easy.
Never a fan of the Princesses?
No kidding! I’m with Irene … growing up sucks.
It’s definitely not for the faint of heart.
Why were we in such a hurry to grow up?
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Ah, youth is wasted on the young, right?
Reality ain’t always so great
You’re right about that.