Monthly Archives: May 2012

Jayisms

Posted on May 25, 2012 by

“Mom, I’m thinking about starting my own blog. I’ve got a lot of important stuff to say.” “Oh, really?” “Yeah, but I’m having a hard time picking a title. If you let me, this is what I’m thinking… 1.  My Stupid Sister … Continue reading →

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My Son the Circus Freak

Posted on May 22, 2012 by

“Mom, when I grow up, I might get a job taking care of monkeys. I’ll keep one for myself and name him Bananas, then I’ll dress him up in a tuxedo and make him drive around town in a little toy … Continue reading →

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Best Day Ever

Posted on May 18, 2012 by

“Mom, today was the best day of my life. Three great things happened at school today. First, I found a bunch of money randomly laying on the ground, so I picked it up and spent it at the school store. Second, I’ve … Continue reading →

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Long Term Plans In Shorts

Posted on May 15, 2012 by

“Mom, when I grow up, I’m gonna have a pool and to make it really fun, I’ll put a diving board on my roof. I’m also gonna have a butler who plays video games with me and packs me lobster for lunch … Continue reading →

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It’s Brain Surgery, Not Rocket Science

Posted on May 9, 2012 by

“Mom, when I grow up I might wanna be a brain surgeon. I hear that’s a pretty good job. But here’s the thing, I’ll have to find some other guy to do the surgery because that would just be gross.”  Jay-9 … Continue reading →

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