“Mom, when I grow up I might wanna be a brain surgeon. I hear that’s a
pretty good job. But here’s the thing, I’ll have to find some other guy to do the surgery because that would just be gross.” Jay-9
That’s probably a good idea since he tends to freak out at the sight of his own blood.
To succeed in this world you must be able to delegate.
I’d like to delegate someone to tackle that massive pile of laundry in the basement and then do the grocery shopping. Oh, and pull the weeds too.
Hehe.
it is gross! 
Super gross. I’d have to hire out, too.
Yes, as “Dad” said – the ability to delegate is an asset.
An asset that sadly I don’t have. I’m the world’s worst delegator. My girlfriend just gave me cocktail napkins that say, “Just say NO to the sign up sheet!”
Out-sourcing at such a young age equals success!
Yes, it is! The earlier you learn, the better off you will be as an adult.
I studied brain surgery, But I immediately flunked scalpel
How are you with a pair of scissors?
Dad, and Jay, have it all figured out!
They sure do, but it’s a skill I have yet to master.
It’s all squishy
Hopefully not too squishy.
He just wants the paycheck!
I think he’d prefer cash.
By the time he’s old enough, he will probably be able to do it using virtual-reality anyway.
Then he wouldn’t have to worry about passing out at the sight of blood.
No room for a boo boo
I’m pretty sure you’d need more than a bandaid to fix that boo boo.
Sounds like he’s more of a ‘big-picture’ guy.
You’re right! He’s more of a “I’ll sit here and watch while you do all the work” kinda guy.
Kids do say the darndest things! The proof might come in about 10 years in high school science class, although I’m not even sure if they still dissect things anymore … hmmm…. I actually don’t know.
I’m not sure if they’re still dissecting either. I’ll keep you posted.
I’d like to hire someone out to do my job. Wonder what my boss would say about that.
Just do it! It’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission, right?
We could all be a lot of things, especially if we didn’t actually have to do those things!
I’d like to be an astronaut. I’m just not interested in space travel.