“Mom, when I grow up, I’m gonna have a pool and to make it really fun, I’ll put a diving board on my roof.
I’m also gonna have a butler who plays video games with me and packs me lobster for lunch everyday. On days that I don’t feel like driving my Lamborghini to work, I’m gonna ride my skateboard and I’ll always wear shorts, even when it snows. You’ll never see me wear a suit to work because I think that’s just weird.” Will-11
When your invited over for the pool party and lobster bake, remember to wear your shorts, but if I were you, I’d think twice before using the diving board.
I hope that pool is deep.
I hope he wears a helmet.
That boy’s got the kind of confidence that will either make him rich, or you poor.
Just in case, I’d be outfitting the basement for a life-long resident.
Hahaha! Believe me, that thought has already crossed my mind.
I didn’t know that wacky behavioral genes went from uncle to nephew, but think California, pool, sun porch roof. I’m so glad that I had no idea those idiots were doing that at the time or I would have spent those years in a nice, quiet, drug-induced “happy place.”
I forgot about that. Damn gene pool. Is it too late to make an exchange?
Has Will been watching Richie Rich cartoons?
My aunt had scafelding (sp) set up at their pool. It was a make-shift diving board.
No, Richie Rich, but loads of SpongeBob. Come to think of it, maybe I should take Spectra’s advice and start prepping my basement.
Sounds like Mark Zuckerberg.
And he did just learn about the guys who created Angry Birds.
Are you sure his name isn’t Arthur????
Sadly, we don’t have Arthur’s kind of money. So he’ll have to create his own.
I had those dreams as a kid…just not the entrepreneurial spirit.
I still have those dreams.
Shit, I hope he has a great job to pay for it all! (love the diving board off the roof)
Me, too! I’m not interested in him living in my basement.
You know, ever since I did a header off the front porch onto concrete at about age 8, diving boards just don’t seem to have much attraction for me. Can’t figure out why….
What if we got you a helmet? Would that help?
Naw, my skull is tougher than Kevlar. I’m thinking about donating my skull to the Army, as a new form of totally impervious tank armour….
I want to work for him!
You might need to wear a helmet to work.
He’s way ahead of where I was at that age.
Me, too! I was still playing Barbies at his age. My only goal was how to get my parents to buy me the Barbie Dream House.
Classic pre-hormones boy world!!!!!
Yes, girls have not entered the picture at this point. The boys in this house are still anti-girl…
“Mom, girls are weird and talk to much.”
Awesome!!! Battle of the sexes is always great reading material
CANNONBALL!
That’s the kinda cannonball that results in an atomic wedgie.