“Mom, when I grow up, I might get a job taking care of monkeys. I’ll keep one for myself and name him Bananas, then I’ll dress him up in a tuxedo and make him drive around town in a little toy car. I’ll probably make millions of bucks because everybody likes to see a monkey driving a car.” Jay-9
I’m assuming this will take place after he publishes the following books. I’ll send you all signed copies.
Atak of the monkeys. It. Sounds. Thrilling. You let the small man know that I’ll take a copy!
There’s one on reserve for you.
Author. Monkey Trainer. Just two more talents to add to his growing resume!
Yesterday it was a farmer. This morning a rapper. He should consider the possibility of a rapping farmer.
If he could train his fish to wear a tuxedo and drive a car, he’d really have something. I can see it now, his blue fish with a tuxedo and car in contrasting colors. Heck, I’d pay to see that. He’d also be the hit of the 4th of July parade if he did a whole patriotic theme.
Don’t give him any ideas. I don’t want to build a float.
I think he’s wrong. I see monkeys driving cars all of the time, and don’t even give it a second thought anymore!
Did you know that monkeys have a reputation of texting and driving? Stay as far away as possible next time you see one on the road.
Great art – but I don’t think your sons fiscal plans are as sound as he seems to think they are…better start finishing off that basement afterall. And add a monkey cage.
Monkeys are AWFUL drivers…
and they’re always throwing things out the window at you…
The absolute worst. A banana peel landed on my window the other day. I almost got in an accident.
Will this be available in e-books?
A millionaire in the making. Banana man could team up with super broccoli man for a super vegetarian adventure