“Dad, does is totally suck to have to go to work everyday?”
“No, I wouldn’t say that, but I’d much rather hang out with you guys all day. And, by the way, watch your mouth, mister.”
“So, they don’t give you recess or nothing?”
“Nope. No recess”
“You know what, Dad? If I had a crappy sorta job like yours, I’d make everybody go out to the parking lot at 9:00 everyday and play kickball. Then, if I got bored in the afternoon, I’d sneak around the office and make funny videos and put ‘em on YouTube. I’d probably get like a million hits and then somebody would wanna make it a real movie and pay me a bunch of money. Then I’d quit my crappy job.”
“Thanks, buddy. I’ll keep that in mind.”
“No problem, Dad.”
I think the “little” one here might secretly work in Sales.
I was wondering where that wad of crumpled up cash under his bed came from. I just assumed he ripped off one of his siblings.
Such an innovative child. He’s definitely going to an epic boss someday. And his employees will love him!
Especially if can pull off a game of kickball at 9 each morning! Thanks for reading.
Actually, if you have a lot of routine-bound folk at work, you CAN score recess. When I worked at Ameritech, EVERYBODY went to lunch from noon to one – never an exception. So I started going out to lunch at 11am, coming back at noon to “cover” for everybody else while they went to lunch. Yeah – I so TOTALLY worked through their lunch hour. Right. Sure.
Just keep the kid out of a law career, okay? Something tells me he’d be the master of technicalities.
Now, that’s thinking! Ever organize any office kickball games in the parking lot?
He has it all figured out
I sure hope so! I’d prefer that he not be living in my basement in his thirties.
Welcome, Cakes and Shakes!
I like his style
Hey how are
you my friend?
Androgoth Xx
Androgoth, I am great! I hope your summer was fun and relaxing…and just a wee bit naughty. I’ll be over shortly for a visit.
It could have been a lot naughtier,
lol
but then again I always say that
Have a fun weekend my friend
Androgoth XXx
A young man after my own heart.
I take it you’re a fan of kickball, too?
No. Just a fan of play versus work. I never grew up.
He’ll have a ball if Dad’s company has a Father & Son day at work.
If he gets invited.