“Mom, when I grow-up, I’m gonna invent a Fart Detector to bust all the
people who lie about farting. Then, I’m gonna write a book called The Fart Finder. It’s about this guy named Mr. McFarty Pants who travels the world in search of rare farts and then captures them in coffee cans. I bet someone would give me like a million bucks for that and then I can buy myself a Lamborghini.”
Oh, thank God! That’s one less kid I need to send to college. Happy Friday!
I think he has a best seller! Kids everywhere would read it, as would many adults I know.
Yep, you’re right Lisa! I’m seeing movie rights, video games, merchandise….this kid will make his millions from this!
Then he can buy his own X-box games. Hell, he can do the grocery shopping, too.
Hmmm…maybe I’ll have him write it in time for Christmas. I make copies and hand them out as Christmas gifts.
Sounds like the perfect gift to me.
This idea is definitely a money maker. He writes the book. It’s then optioned out to the different movie studios. Followed by a series on HBO and think of the line of toys that Toys R Us could carry. It boggles the mind. I’m already seeing the Lamborghini parked outside your house.
Ditto memaw! Just saw your comment! But I agree! Tell him to start writing it now before the moment passes!
Damn, I forgot about the video games. Just think about the range of explosions good farts could set off. Another definite winner idea.
I’m so glad we’re such a classy bunch.
Sadly, the moment may have passed. He is currently obsessed with his Halloween costume…”The Weird Guy.”
And you haven’t contacted me yet?!? I’m offended – I think….
Any chance you sport a purple afro, a black tophat and neon new wave sunglasses?
Wow – that’s a big no on all three! Guess the standard’s gone up a bit in the past few years…
He has it in the back of his mind. Just remind him when he starts whining about not having money.
Here’s the problem…I don’t care for Lamborghinis.
Captain Underpants might want a piece of that action
Captain Underpants needs to mind his own business. He currently gets enough action, considering his books are on the shelves of every prepubescent boy.
You know, I don’t think this is what the President meant when he said our future is in natural gas…..
No, but maybe it would help him a bit in the polls. Too bad the debates ended last night.
Put a couple of wizards in it, and I think he’s right.
Mr. McFarty Pants has to do battle with an evil wizard to get back the stolen coffee can containing the world’s most famous fart.
Good Lord, I’m spending too much time with the 12 and under crowd.
I’m tellin’ ya – it’s gold, baby!
Hmmm… wonder what makes certain farts rare & others just common old stinkers??? Guess I’ll have to by the Mr McFarty Pants book & find out. Can you please let me know when it hits the Book Store shelves???
Becasue I like you, I’ll send you a first edition signed copy of Mr. McFarty Pants inside a coffee can containing a very rare and worldy fart.
Now I promise I am not making this up. My older brothers and a friend collected farts in a Pringles can once when they were young. No one gave them a million bucks…
Well, that stinks. Literally!
Hahaha… I guess I’ll know who just ‘breezed’ by me if I spot a Lambo with ‘MCFARTY’ vanity plates.
Look for a very short driver with a gap between his front teeth and a single deep dimple on his left cheek. Another dead giveaway that it’s him…really bad driving because his only experience will be the hours he’s spent on Mario Kart for the Wii.
It probably would sell these days.
Farts are a hot ticket these days.