Don’t Touch My Toothbrush!

Me:  Jay, did you brush your teeth?

Jay:  Yup. If you don’t believe me, you can even ask Will.

Will:  He did. I saw him…using MY toothbrush!

Me:  Jay!

Jay:  What? I couldn’t find mine.

Will:  Mom, I can’t take it anymore! The kid uses my toothbrush, doesn’t rinse it and then leaves it on the back of the toilet. Plus, I found his flosser on the floor next to the toilet. It’s disgusting! You’ve gotta build another bathroom.

Jay:  Hey! That’s hurtful.

Me:  Jay, don’t use your brother’s toothbrush again. That’s how you spread germs.

Jay:  But I’m not even sick.

Me:  Just don’t do it, ok? It’s gross.

Jay:  You know, I’d let you guys use my toothbrush. I guess that just proves I’m a nicer person.

Will:  Jay, I’d let all of my teeth fall out before I used your toothbrush.

Jay:  Well, I find that extremely offensive. And you know what, Will? Because you’re being so mean and hateful, I’m not gonna invite you to my next Cheese Show.

Will:  Jay, honestly, I don’t even care.

Jay:  Actually, I think you will care because I wrote a beautiful inspiring story about cheese and now you’re never gonna hear it because you choose to be selfish with your toothbrush.

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22 Responses to Don’t Touch My Toothbrush!

  1. ryoko861 says:

    Wow, he really took offense to Will! But you’re just going to have to build another bathroom. A mere $50K should cover it!

  2. You can never complain about being bored, Nancy – unless you send them all to camp at the same time.

  3. Even Reggie refuses to share his toothbrush! ;)

  4. Binky says:

    Ha, I did a cartoon on this a while back.

    I think a toothbrush safe would be a lot cheaper than a new bathroom. Everyone gets their own toothbrush safe to keep everyone honest and germ-free.

  5. How is it he spells a word right in one place but not in the other..haha

  6. Thank god they kicked their butts. What would the world be like if they hadn’t?

  7. poet365 says:

    At least the toothbrush is getting
    some good use out of all this :) lol xx

  8. I guess the back of the toilet is better than IN the toilet.
    I’ve had TWO separate incidences of toothbrush-into-toilet.
    The funny part is (if I wanted to) I don’t think I could ever recreate that!
    And I guess the moral of the story is I should probably get a new toothbrush?! ;)

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