Jay: Hey, Mom! Remember when I was little and crawled up on the counter and ate half a bottle of vitamins? I almost had to get my stomach pumped, right?
Me: Yes, you did! I had to call Poison Control. I still can’t figure out how you got the bottle open.
Jay: Well, me and Will just made a YouTube video about vitamins.
Me: You made a video about vitamins? Is it completely ridiculous?
Jay: Well, sorta. Here, just watch.
I thought they were doing their homework.
They lie…a lot.
I sure wish I had that energy!
If only there were tiny pills containing essential vitamins and minerals I might actually be able to wake-up. Possibly. But I doubt it.
You’d have to be careful not to overdose and then get your stomach pumped. Then you’d have to wear a hood and maybe get arrested.
Is he on his way to Nashville?
Not unless I get him some singing lessons fast!
Can one of those kids learn to beat box so we can get some rhythm
I can request a beat box, but I can’t guarantee rhythm.
Could this be the new Rebecca Black?
Even bigger than Rebecca Black. She didn’t think to add a giant fart to the end of Friday like Vitamin Boy. That’s where she went wrong.
I don’t suppose they come with a volume control in real life.
Believe me, I have searched for a volume control and an off-switch. There’s nothing! Is it any wonder I twitch from time to time?
Perhaps you could get one retro-fitted.
Do they sell those on ebay?
Vitamins are good for you…so a whole bottle of vitamins must be EXTRA good for you. Right?
Especially if you don’t mind making a trip to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.
I think this is a diamond in the rough. There’s definitely potential.
The potential to make people want to wear ear plugs.