Category Archives: crazy kid quotes

No, I’m Not Dead

Posted on December 7, 2012 by

I’ve been a horrible blogger. It’s true. I mean well. I really do. Each day, I set out intending to hop on here and share some witty words of wisdom, but inevitably, I am sidetracked. Who would have guessed that this child … Continue reading →

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Totally Craptastic!

Posted on October 12, 2012 by

“Mom, just so you know…the toilet paper in this house isn’t working. Oh, and by the way, I decided that on Crazy Mismatch Day, I’m gonna wear my underwear on the outside of my clothes.” Jay-10 Happy Friday, everyone!

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part XI

Posted on September 28, 2012 by

I recently received the loveliest rejection letter from the editor of MAD Magazine for my submission of I Heard It On The Bus. I know, you don’t usually associate the word lovely with MAD Magazine or rejection, but honestly, their thanks-but-no-thanks letter … Continue reading →

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Prank’d Not Punk’d

Posted on December 12, 2011 by

“Mom, we should pull a prank on Anna. Let’s wrap up a bunch of empty boxes for her on Christmas. Won’t that be hilarious?”  Jay-9 about his sister Anna-12 Dear Readers, Before you pull any Christmas pranking this holiday season, you may … Continue reading →

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