Tag Archives: Entertainment

Young American Wisdom Does The Harlem Shake

Posted on February 22, 2013 by

We couldn’t miss out on an opportunity to act completely ridiculous…grandparents included.

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This American’s Got Talent

Posted on September 26, 2011 by

“Mom, you’ve gotta see this. Jay is drinking chocolate milk out of his belly button…with a straw!”  Will-10 about Jay-8 I’m so proud. I think this is worthy of mention in this year’s Christmas card. Dear Friends and Family, Season’s … Continue reading →

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part III

Posted on September 23, 2011 by

“Mom, did you know that if you don’t know the answers on a multiple-choice test, people say you should always guess ‘C?’ But, that’s a total lie…you should always guess ‘B.’ It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 I bet many of … Continue reading →

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My Life As SpongeBob

Posted on July 11, 2011 by

“Mom, if you had to live your life as a SpongeBob character, who would you pick?”   Jay-8 I would definitely pick Sandy Cheeks even though I sometimes feel like Squidward, especially on Monday mornings. Who would you pick?  

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It’s Not My Fault…I swear

Posted on June 30, 2011 by

“Mom, just so you know…I didn’t do it. There was a cup of juice, that wasn’t mine, that accidentally spilled on the coffee table, but it wasn’t my fault. I just found it there, all by itself with spillage everywhere. … Continue reading →

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Feed Me Lobster

Posted on June 27, 2011 by

“Mom, why the heck is lobster so expensive? Do you think those lobster guys get a lot of money fishing for lobsters? Cause if they do, I might wanna be a lobster guy. I bet they make like a million … Continue reading →

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Dummies of the Year!

Posted on June 18, 2011 by

I feel like I’ve won the lottery! Mel over at Dummies of the Year has honored me with his Top Commenter of the week award. Please head over to dummiesoftheyear.com  to check him out.  You’ll be glad you did!

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Don’t Hate Me Because I Drive A Lamborghini, Hate Me Because You Still Drive A Minivan

Posted on June 17, 2011 by

“Mom, when I become a professional baseball player like Ryan Howard, I’m going to buy everyone in our family a Lamborghini. Won’t that be great?”    Jay -8 It looks like I’m going to have a baseball playing, Lamborghini driving, ninja … Continue reading →

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There’s A Rapper In My House

Posted on June 2, 2011 by

“Mom, do rappers get paid because I’ve been working on a rap song. Check this out… Boom chicka bam bam, looking through a rubber band. Boom chicka bam bam, looking through underwear. Boom chicka bam bam, I think it’s time to eat a … Continue reading →

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You Gerk!

Posted on May 31, 2011 by

“Mom, you need to yell at Will. He’s acting like a total jerk…a jerk with a capital “G”! Jay-8 He said it with such conviction that I didn’t have the heart to correct him. In fact, it’s certainly possible that he might … Continue reading →

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My Mother’s Twin

Posted on May 5, 2011 by

“Mom, did you know that you have the exact same hair as Steven Tyler? You could almost be twins.” Anna-11 …except for the fact that I’m not a 63-year-old, uber-famous, male, recovered drug-addict, rocker. Putting all that aside, there is … Continue reading →

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