Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.
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- My metabolism has betrayed me. I hate the bastard. #GiveMeBackMyOldAss 5 days ago
- My life is a continuous round trip to the grocery store where my list gets lost in produce & I end up pushing the cart with the bum wheel. 1 week ago
- @becomingcliche Lovely! Make that 2 more accounts I need to stalk. Thanks so much & have a great Mother's Day! 1 week ago
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“Mom, did you know there’s a kid on the bus who can fart his ABC’s? I think he might just be the luckiest kid in the whole world.” Will-10 I, for one, would be thrilled as a parent to have this … Continue reading
“Jay, I think I’m pretty lucky that I never have to fart at school.” Will-10 “Not me, man…when I accidentally fart in school, I just make a surprised face and look at the kid next to me.” Jay-8 You’ve got … Continue reading
“Mom, this is gonna sound crazy, but I swear…someone in this house farted on my waffles. And, it definitely wasn’t me.” Jay-8 With that, I bid you all farewell. In approximately 2 hours, 58 minutes and 35 seconds, I will … Continue reading
“Mom, if you’re wondering why I’m sitting here, it’s because Daddy put me in time out for accidentally farting on Will.” Jay-8