Tag Archives: growing-up

Long Term Plans In Shorts

Posted on May 15, 2012 by

“Mom, when I grow up, I’m gonna have a pool and to make it really fun, I’ll put a diving board on my roof. I’m also gonna have a butler who plays video games with me and packs me lobster for lunch … Continue reading →

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Ain’t It The Truth?

Posted on April 13, 2012 by

“Mom, life was easier when I believed the Disney Princesses were real and babies came out of belly buttons.”  Anna-12                                                                       

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I Suggest You Braid It…maybe start a new trend

Posted on September 13, 2011 by

“Hey, Jay! What do you think you’re gonna do if you end up with a lot of chest hair when you grow up? I think I’ll probably just shave mine off.” Will-10 “Nah, I’m not gonna shave mine cause I … Continue reading →

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Mirror, Mirror On The Wall…who really cares at all?

Posted on September 6, 2011 by

“But Mom, I don’t care about looking good.                                                                I’m gonna save that for when I grow-up and don’t have any fun stuff left to do.”  Jay-8  Hmmm…an interesting perspective.

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Lady, Don’t Even Think About It!

Posted on August 29, 2011 by

“Mom, I want you to stand on the front porch                                                         when my bus passes, but please don’t look                                                                      at the bus and definitely don’t wave or shout out.” Anna-11 I guess cartwheels down the sidewalk would be out of the question.

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Kid, You’re Killing Me!

Posted on August 19, 2011 by

“Mom, no offense or anything, but I can’t hold your hand anymore. I mean, I still sorta wanna and I still really like you a whole bunch, but if anyone saw me holding your hand it would ruin my life. … Continue reading →

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The Listener

Posted on May 1, 2011 by

“Mom, I’ve decided I’m gonna change my ways. Instead of making you ask me 10 or 11 times to do something, I’m only gonna make you ask me 2 or 3 times. Would that make you so happy?” Jay-8 Sometimes you’ve … Continue reading →

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A Bag of Balls

Posted on April 28, 2011 by

“Mom, what’s a ball sack?” Jay-8 I was unprepared for this question so I settled for the following… “Well honey, that would be a bag filled with some balls, of course. Now take this blue freeze pop and go play outside.”  

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Eddie Haskell

Posted on April 27, 2011 by

“Hey Will, go inside and tell Mom she’s beautiful and see if you can get us a couple more freeze pops. Try to get me a blue one this time.” Jay-8 to Will-10 It looks like a modern day version … Continue reading →

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Bunny Tales

Posted on April 22, 2011 by

“Seriously Mom, a bunny? You expect me to believe a cute, fuzzy, little bunny is going to hop all around the world dragging along baskets filled with candy and trinkets to millions of kids? I mean, c’mon Mom…it’s physically impossible! … Continue reading →

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