Tag Archives: motherhood

Ain’t It The Truth?

Posted on April 13, 2012 by

“Mom, life was easier when I believed the Disney Princesses were real and babies came out of belly buttons.”  Anna-12                                                                       

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Sometimes They Make Me Crazy

Posted on November 2, 2011 by

“Mom, you’ve been doing way too much yelling, especially about stupid stuff like drinking our milk and tying our shoes.”  Will-10 It’s true. This has been a common theme in my house lately… “Mom, why are you yelling at me?” Because … Continue reading →

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Kid, You’re Killing Me!

Posted on August 19, 2011 by

“Mom, no offense or anything, but I can’t hold your hand anymore. I mean, I still sorta wanna and I still really like you a whole bunch, but if anyone saw me holding your hand it would ruin my life. … Continue reading →

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It’s Not My Fault…I swear

Posted on June 30, 2011 by

“Mom, just so you know…I didn’t do it. There was a cup of juice, that wasn’t mine, that accidentally spilled on the coffee table, but it wasn’t my fault. I just found it there, all by itself with spillage everywhere. … Continue reading →

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An Embarrassing Lunch

Posted on June 10, 2011 by

“Mom, can you pack me lunch today? And please…don’t make it embarrassing.” Anna-11 As parents, there are many ways we can ruin our children’s lives. The possibilities are endless. An embarrassing lunch, however, seems to have been overlooked and hasn’t been … Continue reading →

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Puppy Love

Posted on May 12, 2011 by

“Mom, there’s a boy at school that I think might like me. When he’s not trying to trip me, he talks to me about sports I know nothing about and tells me jokes that aren’t really funny. I just laugh … Continue reading →

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Another Day. Another Bad Idea.

Posted on May 9, 2011 by

Another day. Another bad idea. Here it is… Thinking it’s a good idea to indulge in the forgotten packs of Fun Dip at the bottom of the snack drawer while your parents peacefully sleep in on Mother’s Day morning. Then force … Continue reading →

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My Mother’s Twin

Posted on May 5, 2011 by

“Mom, did you know that you have the exact same hair as Steven Tyler? You could almost be twins.” Anna-11 …except for the fact that I’m not a 63-year-old, uber-famous, male, recovered drug-addict, rocker. Putting all that aside, there is … Continue reading →

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Ah, Insecurity!

Posted on April 16, 2011 by

“Mom, I totally get that I don’t have to be like everyone else…but what if I feel like I should be?” Anna-11 Now this, my dear daughter, your mother totally gets. I hate insecurity. I especially hate how it sneaks … Continue reading →

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My Plight To Find The Funny In The Frustrating And Save My Sanity

Posted on April 12, 2011 by

It all started as a joke on facebook. Quite honestly, as a way to poke fun at my friends who were “psyched to have the laundry folded” or “feeling fab after running 25 miles without breaking a sweat”. I couldn’t … Continue reading →

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