Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.Young American Wisdom in 140 characters or less…
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- My metabolism has betrayed me. I hate the bastard. #GiveMeBackMyOldAss 3 days ago
- My life is a continuous round trip to the grocery store where my list gets lost in produce & I end up pushing the cart with the bum wheel. 5 days ago
- @becomingcliche Lovely! Make that 2 more accounts I need to stalk. Thanks so much & have a great Mother's Day! 1 week ago
They Say I Should Have This…
Don’t Steal My Stuff…my kids will cry!
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Say What?
“Mom, you look like some sort of strange spider monkey in oversized sunglasses and your armpits smell like the airport bar in the Philadelphia Airport, you know the one with the really good cheese fries? But you know what? I … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, funny kid quotes, humor, kids, Mother's Day, parenting, Young American Wisdom
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Another Day. Another Bad Idea.
Another day. Another bad idea. Here it is… Thinking it’s a good idea to indulge in the forgotten packs of Fun Dip at the bottom of the snack drawer while your parents peacefully sleep in on Mother’s Day morning. Then force … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting, sarcasm
Tagged comedy, family, Fun Dip, humor, kids, Mother's Day, motherhood, parenting, Real Life, Siblings
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Mother’s Day Bliss
“Mom, Mom, Mom…I need help! Jay just clocked me and my mouth is gushing blood.” Will-10 “But Mom, it was an accident.” Jay-8 “Don’t believe him Mom…he did it on purpose.” Will-10 “Well, I tackled him on purpose but I clocked … Continue reading
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Tagged brothers, family life, funny, humor, Mother's Day, parenting, Siblings
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