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Tag Archives: Ninjas
Who’s Hiding In Your Closet?
“Mom, now that I’m bigger, I don’t worry about ninjas coming in my window at night. I just worry about bad guys with chain saws in my closet.” Jay-9 What keeps you up at night?
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged bad guys, humor, insomnia, kids, Ninjas, parenting, Young American Wisdom
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Ninja Dreams
“Mom, would you be so happy if I grew-up and got a job as a ninja in China? I think you can get that as a real job and make like a million bucks busting up bad guys.” Jay-8 I … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged Career Choices, humor, kids, Ninjas, parenting, Sarcasm, Satire, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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I’ll Be The Good Guy And You Be The Bad Guy
“Where are my Bobby pins? Who took my Bobby pins? Why would someone take my Bobby pins?”
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged Bobby Pins, comedy, funny, humor, kids, life, Ninjas, parenting, play
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Ninja Dreams
“Mom, would you be so happy if I grew-up and got a job as a ninja in China? I think you can get that as a real job and make like a million bucks busting up bad guys.” Jay-8 I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged comedy, employment opportunities, funny, humor, kids, Ninjas, parenting, Sarcasm, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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