Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.Don’t Steal My Stuff…my kids will cry!
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Tag Archives: nonsense
Jayisms
“Mom, I’m thinking about starting my own blog. I’ve got a lot of important stuff to say.” “Oh, really?” “Yeah, but I’m having a hard time picking a title. If you let me, this is what I’m thinking… 1. My Stupid Sister … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged humor, Jayisms, kids, life, nonsense, parenting, Siblings, Young American Wisdom
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College Life
“Mom, you know how when you go to college you usually live there? Well, do you have to keep your shoes on the whole time?” Jay-8 I love these off-the-wall questions. I can only begin to imagine the scenario he has … Continue reading
He Doesn’t Bite…all the time
“Mom, Jay just bit me!” Will-10 “Seriously Mom, it was an accident…I swear! I tripped and my tooth accidentally fell into him.” Jay-8 I’m considering installing a Nanny Cam. There are way too many “accidents” going on in this house. … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged biting, brothers, comedy, family, funny, humor, kids, nonsense, parenting, raising children
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A Comfy Chair
“Mom, this is the part I don’t understand about school…how come only the teachers get the comfy chairs? I think I would learn a lot better if I had a comfy chair too.” Jay-8 I think the kid’s got a … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged chairs, comfort, Daily Life, education, funny, humor, kids quotes, nonsense, parenting, Sarcasm, school, seating, teachers
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The Sandwich
“Mom, can you make me a sandwich? I want ham, but not ham and cheese…I hate cheese. Use that kinda ham that’s pink and thin, but doesn’t have that hard stuff on it…I hate that kind. Use that bread that’s not … Continue reading
Posted in comedy, Entertainment, Humor, kids, Life, Parenting, sarcasm
Tagged food critics, funny, humor, kids quotes, nonsense, parenting, picky eaters, Real Life
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The Royals
“Mom, do you think the British shave their armpits?” Anna-11 So here’s Kate Middleton, looking magnificent in her wedding gown. She’s the absolute picture of class and grace…stunning. And, my 11-year-old daughter somehow overlooks all of this and wonders if she shaved … Continue reading
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Tagged armpit, British, Daily Life, funny, humor, Kate Middleton, kids quotes, nonsense, parenting
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My Plight To Find The Funny In The Frustrating And Save My Sanity
It all started as a joke on facebook. Quite honestly, as a way to poke fun at my friends who were “psyched to have the laundry folded” or “feeling fab after running 25 miles without breaking a sweat”. I couldn’t … Continue reading
