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They Say I Should Have This…
Don’t Steal My Stuff…my kids will cry!
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The Sandwich and The Boy
“Mom, can you make me a sandwich? I want ham, but not ham and cheese…I hate cheese. Use that kinda ham that’s pink and thin, but doesn’t have that hard stuff on it…I hate that kind. Use that bread that’s not … Continue reading
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Tagged food critics, foodie, humor, kids, parenting, picky eaters, Sarcasm, Young American Wisdom
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The Sandwich, Part II
“Mom, can you make my meatball sandwich without sauce? I hate when my meatballs are saucy….the sauce makes it disgusting. And please, no cheese. I hate when it’s cheesy…it makes me want to throw-up. Oh, and one more thing…can you … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged comedy, food critics, funny, humor, kids, parenting, picky eaters
16 Comments
Food Is Rude
“Mom, I think it really stinks that all the food that’s good for me tastes so bad and all the food that’s bad for me tastes so good. The worst part is you’re always forcing me to eat the stuff that … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged cartoon, comedy, food is rude, Food Pyramid, funny, healthy food, humor, junk food, kids, parenting, picky eaters
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The Sandwich
“Mom, can you make me a sandwich? I want ham, but not ham and cheese…I hate cheese. Use that kinda ham that’s pink and thin, but doesn’t have that hard stuff on it…I hate that kind. Use that bread that’s not … Continue reading
Posted in comedy, Entertainment, Humor, kids, Life, Parenting, sarcasm
Tagged food critics, funny, humor, kids quotes, nonsense, parenting, picky eaters, Real Life
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