Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.Don’t Steal My Stuff…my kids will cry!
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Tag Archives: raising children
Public Restrooms…God, I hope he washed his hands!
“Mom, don’t worry. I never sit on a public toilet. I just take my pants off and lay them on the toilet seat. Ya know, to protect me from all the gross germs.” Jay-9 Apparently, he has decided that this … Continue reading
Posted in comedy, Entertainment, funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Life, Parenting, sarcasm
Tagged Daily Life, funny, humor, kids, kids quotes, parenting, public bathrooms, public toilets, raising children, regular, Sarcasm
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I Heard It On The Bus
“Mom, did you know that the human body is capable of living 225 years? It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 Now, before you get too excited about this new revelation, let me tell you that information learned on a … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged comedy, funny, humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, Lady Gaga, parenting, raising children, Sarcasm, school bus, urban legend
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The Snarky Older Sister
“Will, you are so freakishly disgusting. I hate the way you chew…you sound like a sick cow.” Anna-11 to Will-10 I love the snarky older sister. She’s fabulous. Sadly, we don’t get to hear from her often enough because either: … Continue reading
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Tagged art therapy, brothers, comedy, Daily Life, funny, humor, kids, parenting, raising children, Sarcasm, Siblings, snarky sister
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He Doesn’t Bite…all the time
“Mom, Jay just bit me!” Will-10 “Seriously Mom, it was an accident…I swear! I tripped and my tooth accidentally fell into him.” Jay-8 I’m considering installing a Nanny Cam. There are way too many “accidents” going on in this house. … Continue reading
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Tagged biting, brothers, comedy, family, funny, humor, kids, nonsense, parenting, raising children
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The Trash Can
This is an old quote. It took place about a year ago. It’s the quote that made me realize I had become a grumpy mother who spent too much time being frustrated by childhood shenanigans and not enough time laughing … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, facebook, family, funny, humor, kids, parenting, raising children
19 Comments
Manly Children
“But Mom…l like the dirt under my fingernails. It makes me look more manly.” Jay-8 The Top Ten Ways For A Kid To Look More Manly 1. dirty fingernails 2. messy hair…the current look for the under 12 crowd 3. yellow, unbrushed … Continue reading
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Tagged boogers, childhood, comedy, dirty fingernails, funny, humor, kids quotes, little boys, manly children, parenting, raising children
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Public Restrooms…God, I hope he washed his hands!
“Mom, don’t worry. I never sit on a public toilet. I just take my pants off and lay them on the toilet seat. Ya know, to protect me from all the gross germs.” Jay-9 Apparently, he has decided that this … Continue reading
Posted in comedy, Entertainment, Humor, kids, Life, Parenting, sarcasm
Tagged Daily Life, funny, humor, kids, kids quotes, parenting, public bathrooms, public toilets, raising children, regular, Sarcasm
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