Tag Archives: Rap

Asparagus, Rap and the Thousand Paper Cranes

Posted on February 13, 2013 by

Me:  Jay, please eat your asparagus. Jay:  But it’s disgusting. Me:  Just eat it. It’s good for you. Jay:  I think it’s really unfair that everything that’s good for you has to taste so bad. Me:  It’s just the way it is. Now, eat it. … Continue reading →

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A Gift To Remember

Posted on June 19, 2011 by

“Hey guys! What should we get Daddy for Father’s Day?” “How about a Lamborghini?” Jay-8 “Until your rap career is up and running, that’s a bit out of our price range.” “How about a used Lamborghini?”  Jay-8 “Still out of … Continue reading →

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There’s A Rapper In My House

Posted on June 2, 2011 by

“Mom, do rappers get paid because I’ve been working on a rap song. Check this out… Boom chicka bam bam, looking through a rubber band. Boom chicka bam bam, looking through underwear. Boom chicka bam bam, I think it’s time to eat a … Continue reading →

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