Tag Archives: Real Life

Family Game Night

Posted on October 28, 2011 by

Ok, so it’s a bit of an exaggeration, but it’s my interpretation of family game night. It starts out innocently enough. Everyone is gathered around the coffee table, happily chatting about the expected fun. We review the rules of the game. … Continue reading →

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The Redcoats Are Coming!

Posted on June 21, 2011 by

“Mom, I’m sorta glad I don’t live in England. I think I’d probably feel badly about losing the Revolutionary War. Do you think the British are embarrassed?” Will-10 He’s a very empathetic child.

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Shocking Realization

Posted on June 7, 2011 by

“Mom, did you know that I’m actually closer to being 20 then you are? And, by a lot.”  Anna-11    What?!? How the hell did this happen? I was 20 just last week…right? This must be some sort of cruel joke. Am I being … Continue reading →

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The Facts of Life

Posted on May 16, 2011 by

“Jay, here’s the thing about penises…sometimes they just do stuff you can’t control. Nobody knows why. It’s just the way it is.” Will-10 to Jay-8 There’s not a whole lot I can contribute to that…I think that about sums it … Continue reading →

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College Life

Posted on May 13, 2011 by

“Mom, you know how when you go to college you usually live there? Well, do you have to keep your shoes on the whole time?” Jay-8 I love these off-the-wall questions. I can only begin to imagine the scenario he has … Continue reading →

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Another Day. Another Bad Idea.

Posted on May 9, 2011 by

Another day. Another bad idea. Here it is… Thinking it’s a good idea to indulge in the forgotten packs of Fun Dip at the bottom of the snack drawer while your parents peacefully sleep in on Mother’s Day morning. Then force … Continue reading →

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Stealing Bases

Posted on May 7, 2011 by

“Jay, stealing bases is like going pee…once you commit to going you can’t stop.” Will-10 to Jay-8

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The Sandwich

Posted on April 29, 2011 by

“Mom, can you make me a sandwich? I want ham, but not ham and cheese…I hate cheese. Use that kinda ham that’s pink and thin, but doesn’t have that hard stuff on it…I hate that kind. Use that bread that’s not … Continue reading →

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Family Game Night

Posted on April 15, 2011 by

Ok, so it’s a bit of an exaggeration, but it’s my interpretation of family game night. It starts out innocently enough. Everyone is gathered around the coffee table, happily chatting about the expected fun. We review the rules of the … Continue reading →

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