Tag Archives: Siblings

The Boxhead Scallywags

Posted on January 28, 2013 by

I will most likely regret this, but in a moment of weakness, I promised that I’d give them a plug. Plus, they promised to clean their rooms. So, here they are making their debut on YouTube… The Box Head Scallywags. Keep your … Continue reading →

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Let’s Make A Deal

Posted on January 23, 2013 by

“Mom, I don’t get why you’re so mad. It’s only considered bribery when you do it to the government. Then it’s illegal and you can get thrown in jail, I get that part. But, there’s nothing wrong with offering your … Continue reading →

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Jayisms

Posted on May 25, 2012 by

“Mom, I’m thinking about starting my own blog. I’ve got a lot of important stuff to say.” “Oh, really?” “Yeah, but I’m having a hard time picking a title. If you let me, this is what I’m thinking… 1.  My Stupid Sister … Continue reading →

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Keep Your Pencil Out Of The Pissoir

Posted on January 25, 2012 by

“Jay, did you or did you not put your pencil in the urinal at church and then wipe it on your sister? Tell me the truth and do not lie!” “No! No way! I swear, Mom. I would never do that.” … Continue reading →

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Actions Speak Louder Than Words…but hurt!

Posted on November 21, 2011 by

“Mom, Will grabbed my hand and made me punch myself in the face 3 times for absolutely no reason. Should I go tell him he’s in big trouble?” “What the fudge, Jay! That’s a bunch of crap! I was doing a … Continue reading →

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The Mad Cow Dines With The Devil

Posted on November 10, 2011 by

“Will, you are so freakishly disgusting. You chew like a sick cow.” “What the heck, Anna! I can’t help it. It’s just the way I chew.” “No, it’s not. I know you’re doing it on purpose just to make me … Continue reading →

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This Is Your Face…and I hate it!

Posted on November 9, 2011 by

“Mom, Anna purposely tried to kill me!” “No, I didn’t! Jay’s lying. I just tried to scare him, not kill him.” “Yes, she did! Don’t believe her. She ripped the skateboard out of my hands and chucked it at my … Continue reading →

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Family Game Night

Posted on October 28, 2011 by

Ok, so it’s a bit of an exaggeration, but it’s my interpretation of family game night. It starts out innocently enough. Everyone is gathered around the coffee table, happily chatting about the expected fun. We review the rules of the game. … Continue reading →

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Have You Heard? Stupid Is The New Cool.

Posted on August 3, 2011 by

“Mom, Anna called me stupid. It’s true, she did.”  Jay-8 “No, I didn’t. You’re lying. I called Will stupid. So there!”  Anna-11 “Yup, that’s right. She called me stupid. I’m the stupid one. Jay’s just trying to start trouble.”    Will-10   … Continue reading →

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He Begs, Borrows and Steals…only sometimes

Posted on June 29, 2011 by

“Mom, Jay snuck into my room and stole all the gum out of my gumball machine.” Will-10 “No, I didn’t! I only stole some of it.” Jay-8 “Jay, you stole 98% of it. You left me with 2 pieces.” Will-10 “Will, … Continue reading →

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Your Favorite Song Is Stupid!

Posted on June 23, 2011 by

“Anna, this is your favorite song.” Jay-8 “No, it’s not.” Anna-11 “Yes, it is. It’s totally your favorite song.” Jay-8 “Jay! This is NOT my favorite song. I don’t even like this song.” Anna-11 “Yes, it is. Will, isn’t this … Continue reading →

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You Gerk!

Posted on May 31, 2011 by

“Mom, you need to yell at Will. He’s acting like a total jerk…a jerk with a capital “G”! Jay-8 He said it with such conviction that I didn’t have the heart to correct him. In fact, it’s certainly possible that he might … Continue reading →

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The Snarky Older Sister

Posted on May 18, 2011 by

“Will, you are so freakishly disgusting. I hate the way you chew…you sound like a sick cow.” Anna-11 to Will-10 I love the snarky older sister. She’s fabulous. Sadly, we don’t get to hear from her often enough because either: … Continue reading →

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Another Day. Another Bad Idea.

Posted on May 9, 2011 by

Another day. Another bad idea. Here it is… Thinking it’s a good idea to indulge in the forgotten packs of Fun Dip at the bottom of the snack drawer while your parents peacefully sleep in on Mother’s Day morning. Then force … Continue reading →

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Mother’s Day Bliss

Posted on May 8, 2011 by

“Mom, Mom, Mom…I need help! Jay just clocked me and my mouth is gushing blood.” Will-10 “But Mom, it was an accident.” Jay-8 “Don’t believe him Mom…he did it on purpose.” Will-10 “Well, I tackled him on purpose but I clocked … Continue reading →

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The Self-Portrait…with some random dead guy

Posted on May 6, 2011 by

“Hey Will, come check out my self-portrait. I’m hoping it makes history. What do you think?” Jay-8           “Well Jay, it’s pretty good for a kid your age. But what’s up with the dead guy on the windowsill?” Will-10 It is a … Continue reading →

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Eddie Haskell

Posted on April 27, 2011 by

“Hey Will, go inside and tell Mom she’s beautiful and see if you can get us a couple more freeze pops. Try to get me a blue one this time.” Jay-8 to Will-10 It looks like a modern day version … Continue reading →

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The Wise Sister

Posted on April 26, 2011 by

“Jay, the fact that you feel the need to constantly draw on yourself with magic marker indicates to me that it’s likely you’ll be covered in tattoos and piercings by the time your 21.” Anna-11 to Jay-8 Maybe she has … Continue reading →

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The Instigator

Posted on April 19, 2011 by

“But Mom, I promised I wouldn’t start trouble. I never said anything about listening.” Jay-8

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Family Game Night

Posted on April 15, 2011 by

Ok, so it’s a bit of an exaggeration, but it’s my interpretation of family game night. It starts out innocently enough. Everyone is gathered around the coffee table, happily chatting about the expected fun. We review the rules of the … Continue reading →

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