Public Restrooms…God, I hope he washed his hands!

“Mom, don’t worry. I never sit on a public toilet. I just take my pants off and lay them on the toilet seat. Ya know, to protect me from all the gross germs.” Jay-9

Apparently, he has decided that this technique saves precious time and energy when compared to the old-fashioned way of laying out strips of toilet paper for protection. My usual concern over whether or not he washed his hands is the least of my problems. I am horrified!   

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6 Responses to Public Restrooms…God, I hope he washed his hands!

  1. memaw says:

    And to think he’s been sitting on my furniture and, worse, on my LAP! Euuuuuuuuuu!

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  2. Annie says:

    funny stuff

    Like

  3. bearman says:

    OMG…too funny. Just hover like women do and then wonder why the seat is always wet.

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