He Doesn’t Bite…all the time

“Mom, Jay just bit me!” Will-10

“Seriously Mom, it was an accident…I swear! I tripped and my tooth accidentally fell into him.” Jay-8 

I’m considering installing a Nanny Cam. There are way too many “accidents” going on in this house. In the meantime…it’s time-outs for everyone!

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7 Responses to He Doesn’t Bite…all the time

  1. Lenore Diane says:

    If I had a dollar for every “It was an accident” uttered by my boys …. well, you know the rest.

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  2. I think it’s time that “Not me” guy moved out of the house. He’s always causing trouble.

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  3. More horrible memories of my oldest….

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