The Hot Dog

“Mom, is this hot dog made out of dead dogs?” Jay-8

This is what I said…

“Of course not sweetie. Now eat-up.”

But this is what I thought…

“Of course not sweetie. They’re made out of pig snouts and entrails that have fallen on the factory floor.  You silly boy, you’ve merely confused hot dogs with chinese food. Now eat up…yum, yum!”

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10 Responses to The Hot Dog

  1. John Erickson says:

    All I can say: “Ignorance is bliss”. Bon apetit! (I try to stay VERY ignorant in the food field! 😉 )

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  2. mema says:

    Thanks alot. I just got back from the grocery store – with what you may ask – hot dogs of course.

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  3. HAHAHA!
    Not to worry.
    I’m sure they brush off the random floor bits.
    Sometimes.
    🙂

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  4. I agree. somethings are better left unsaid

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  5. Kids would never eat anything if they could see its creation and preparation from beginning to end.

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