Breakfast of Champions

“Mom, there’s a piece of pepperoni in my cereal.” Jay-8

“Jay, you’re eating Cheerios. How would a piece of pepperoni end up in your bowl?”

“Oh! Nevermind. It’s just my gum.” Jay-8

Yes, I know. Where did he get the gum and why is he chewing it during breakfast?       Good question.

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10 Responses to Breakfast of Champions

  1. MeMa says:

    How creative of him. He turned plain Cheerios into Fruit Loops. That kid’s always thinking!

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  2. Damn. I was going to ask where you bought the cereal.

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  3. frigginloon says:

    My dad once complained that his cereal tasted like fish. Yeah, that’s because you are eating cat biscuits, fool! True story, he had even poured milk and sugar over them. 😦

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  4. He never threw it away from last night..simple.

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