Feed Me Lobster

“Mom, why the heck is lobster so expensive? Do you think those lobster guys get a lot of money fishing for lobsters? Cause if they do, I might wanna be a lobster guy. I bet they make like a million bucks pulling out those lobsters.” Jay-8

Pick your poison…Deadliest Catch or Ice Road Truckers? You’re forced to pick a job, which would you rather have?

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28 Responses to Feed Me Lobster

  1. Neither sounds as dangerous as 19 Kids and Counting. I’m pretty sure that woman’s uterus is going to fall out in the middle of a grocery store someday and spin like a top, and she won’t even notice. That is one tough (or crazy) b&!&h.

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  2. jonolan says:

    Of those two I would pick crabbing (Deadliest catch). I’m more familiar with fishing and ice trucking won’t be around much after the Canadian diamond sands play out in a decade or so.

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    • Welcome Jonolan! I would also pick Deadliest Catch, but not because I know anything about fishing. The thought that at any moment a “trap door” in the ice might open up and I’d plunge into the freezing cold artic sea freaks me out. I need to check out “Canadian Diamond Sands”, I’m clueless. Thanks for taking the time pop over and comment.

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  3. Jay is a mogul waiting to happen.

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  4. :p

    I haven’t seen either show, but I’d be inclined toward ice road if catching lobsters involves (as I suspect it does) being immersed in water. I love swimming but the thought of being more than a couple of feet below the surface kicks my claustrophobia into full gear. Nooooooo!

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  5. Ugh! My husband watches both of those! B.o.r.i.n.g!! And hunting, and regular fishing, and swamp people, american pickers…blah..blah..blah..blah! I should’ve been a lesbian!

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  6. jsh0608 says:

    I would choose neither. But I will definitely eat me some lobster!!! YUMMY!!! Great now I want Red Lobster again. :0)

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  7. geomania says:

    The is it’s, great lobster wow … made hungry

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  8. Scholar Mel says:

    Ice Road Truckers… I think. Do they actually drive on ice? I can’t swim so I think either way I am up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick. 😦

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  9. Dad says:

    Either job could kill you. You are guaranteed a hard time even if you live fishing for crabs. On the other hand, on Ice Road Truckers, you sit in a heated cab and drive. If you don’t fall into the icy water, that is much easier. You don’t need to be able to swim b/c you would die very quickly in that water.

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  10. Tony McGurk says:

    I’m not sure what Deadliest Catch is but that Lobster sure looks good. For a million bucks I could risk a few pinched fingers

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    • Tony, Deadliest Catch is a reality show on the Discovery Channel that follows the crew of several fishing boats as they fish for king crab in the Bering Sea. The crew are a tough lot that risk more than just a few pinched fingers. Stick to cartooning…Barry & Cedric would be lost without you.

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  11. I’m not sure which I’d be worse at.
    Either way I think it would make for some amusing television, though! 🙂

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