Monthly Archives: July 2011

Girls Stink!

“Jay, here’s the thing about girls…they’re mean, really mean.                            The worst part is they think they’re really nice, but they’re not. The only good ones are the really old ones…like mom.”   Will-10 to Jay-8 Hey! Wait a second…

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Going Commando

“Mom, in case you’re wondering why I’m not                                                   wearing any underwear, it’s because Will wedgied me so badly that they ripped in half. If you’re looking for them, they’re in the trash.”  Jay-8 Paybacks are hell.

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I Swear…it was an accident

“Mom, if you’re wondering why I’m sitting here, it’s because Daddy put me in time out for accidentally  farting on Will.”  Jay-8

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I Think I’d Like To Swim With The Fishes

“Mom, when I’m older I might wanna be one of those scuba diving dudes.       If I can make it all the way there and back, with enough air in my tank, I think I’ll probably dive down to the Titanic. Ya know, just … Continue reading

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That Delicious Stuff In The Blue Box

“Mom, you are the best cook ever. This tastes SO good! I swear, this just might be the best thing you ever cooked. I love it! I bet you could be a cook in a fancy restaurant and make like a … Continue reading

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The Sandwich, Part II

“Mom, can you make my meatball sandwich without sauce? I hate when my meatballs are saucy….the sauce makes it disgusting. And please, no cheese. I hate when it’s cheesy…it makes me want to throw-up. Oh, and one more thing…can you … Continue reading

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My Life As SpongeBob

“Mom, if you had to live your life as a SpongeBob character, who would you pick?”   Jay-8 I would definitely pick Sandy Cheeks even though I sometimes feel like Squidward, especially on Monday mornings. Who would you pick?  

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Food Is Rude

“Mom, I think it really stinks that all the food that’s good for me tastes so bad and all the food that’s bad for me tastes so good. The worst part is you’re always forcing me to eat the stuff that … Continue reading

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Don’t Let Her Dance

“Mom, please don’t dance.”  Anna-11                         ………. “Mom, please don’t embarrass me.” “Anna, how could I possibly embarrass you?” “You have your ways.” “My ways? Give me an example.” “Well, your dancing, for one.” “My dancing is fabulous. What … Continue reading

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Boy, You’ve Got No Heart!

“Mom,  I think I’ve got a problem…What does it mean when you check for your pulse and it’s not there? Mine’s been gone for a few days. Is that bad?  Jay-8   

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No Offense, But I’d Really Like To Beat You Up

“Mom, Jay keeps calling me a nerd. Just so you know…if he calls me a nerd again, I’m probably going to beat him up.”  Will-10 “Mom, Will is being mean to me for no reason. He said he’s going to beat … Continue reading

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The Guys That Wrote That Thing

“Mom, who were those guys, from like a 100 years ago, that wrote that thing? I think they were around right after Jesus. You know, those guys with the white fuzzy hair. They were all best friends with George Washington. You … Continue reading

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