“Mom, Will is being mean to me for no reason. He said he’s going to beat me up. Just so you know…if he doesn’t stop, I’m probably going to throw something at him.” Jay-8
Dear Reader, just so you know…I do not condone violence. However, do you prefer mustard or mayo on your knuckle sandwich? And, would you care to wash it down with something cold? I’ll be having my sandwich with a tall glass of whatever I can find in the liquor cabinet. Cheers!