“Mom, here’s the thing I just don’t get… how in the heck can Jay and Anna look just like Daddy when they came out of you?” Will-10
“Go ask your father.”
responsible parenting at it’s best.
I’m predicting at least a 50% probability of question returned to original recipient…
That number is low. I told him to ask his mother – parenting 101, right?
The poor kid is exhausted from walking back & forth. 😉
Oh jeez, I almost spit tea over that! 😀
I remember “the talk”. God, my poor father hemmed and hawed for so long. I got bored, and asked him to get to the point. As he finally did, I started asking technical questions. Thank goodness a few months later we covered it in Health class. Dad was never comfortable with … well …. “that stuff”.
Thank God for Health class and the school bus. Takes the pressure of the parents. 😉
Cuz your father is bald and spends too much time in the swimming pool??? Ok maybe that wouldn’t work.
Or…Cuz I borrowed Daddy’s toothbrush that night.
Act like you didn’t hear the question, but change the subject to some chore that they need to do RIGHT NOW…OUTSIDE…AWAY FROM ME. 🙂
“Oh, and here kid…take this blue freeze pop.” When in doubt, use distraction.
Bwahaha! “The answer to that is, ‘I’m going to leave that to your future science teacher.'”
Poor science teacher! 😉
very awkward! I just told him, “it’s because me and daddy share a bathroom.” 😉
Yeah that’s a good point he raises. I don’t get how that happens either 😛
I always wondered when I was a kid why people used to say my sister looked more like Dad & I looked more like Mum. How does that whole male/female looks thing get switched around like that???
I swear it’s because you use the same toilet. 😉
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