“Mom, it’s not like I want to get married because girls are weird, but if 
you made me, I’d probably pick Emma Watson. You know her, she’s that Hermione girl from Harry Potter. She seems like she’d be ok. Plus, I hear she got to keep the wand.” Jay-8
I’m thrilled he has his priorities straight. Maybe we can use the wand to clean up the dishes after Thanksgiving dinner.
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His taste is pretty good, though I have to say, if the most important thing to him is wand retention, he might need a few more years to learn how to appreciate the … “non-wand” … features she brings to the table. 😉
(And thank you SO much, I now have that old song “Do you believe in magic/In a young girl’s heart” running through my head. I’ll be sure to repay you with either Barry Manilow, or the Village People, whichever is more appropriate to the time of my revenge! 😀 )
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Oh God…please not Barry Manilow’s Copacabana. I’ll have to hunt you down! 😉
I’m keeping my fingers crossed on him snagging Emma Watson. That wand would make my life a lot easier.
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“Her name was Lola/She was a showgirl/With yellow feathers in her hair/And a dress cut down to here”. :p 😀
And much to my shame, I quoted that from memory.
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…”She would merengue and do the cha-cha” Ugh…looks like I’ll be singing that today while doing school shopping. It should make me pretty popular in the mini-van….”Mom, what in the heck are you singing? Please stop. You’re embarrassing us.” 😉
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Welcome back, Y.A.W.! I hope you had a wonderful time (and that no one farted on your waffles)! Of course, if they did, that wand might prove fairly useful…
🙂
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Thanks, SIG! It was a fantastic trip with lots of laughs.
That wand would come in handy right about now as I have 3 children who are whining about their craving for pancakes.
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It looks like your son is into read-heads.
Trouble ahead 🙂
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Oh man! I like to avoid trouble as much as possible. Maybe the wand will come in handy.
Thanks for reading. 🙂
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Hahaha! Smart dude. I’m just glad he didn’t mention a Paris Hilton.
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Me too, Tori! If he had, I might have thrown-up. 😦
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Your son has serious competition. She’s makes magic in my heart.
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How are your sword wielding skills? I’ll warn you, Jay can whip around a Nerf sword like nobody’s business. You may have to duel it out.
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