Smell Me Like A Pumpkin Pie On Thanksgiving Morning

“Mom, come here and smell me. I took a 15 second shower and I swear I got everything…even the stinkiest parts. It might just be a world record. C’mon, come closer and take a real good smell. Smell me like you’ve never smelled me before. Whaddya think?  Jay-8

sniff…sniff…sniff. Wet dog.

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14 Responses to Smell Me Like A Pumpkin Pie On Thanksgiving Morning

  1. Lenore Diane says:

    “Smell me like you’ve never smelled me before..” I take it you smell him often?

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    • Yes, Lenore. I know…it’s sad, but true. I have had to smell them on occasion. The problem is this…once they start showering on their own they’re never really clean again. There are days I find Jay sitting on the shower floor building Lego guys and spaceships or I’ll find Will driving a Matchbox car up the shower wall. Nobody remembers to wash their hair and I don’t even know if they bother with soap…they’re too busy daydreaming.

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      • Lenore Diane says:

        Hahahahaha! That is hilarious… building legos and playing with matchbox cars. I can see my boys doing that, too. Hilarious! Well, we’re still bathing the boys here. Rest assured, when we decide they can have at it all on their own…. we’ll make sure they go in without legos and matchbox cars. Because we know what kids do when showering alone. We heard it on the bus! 🙂

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  2. John Erickson says:

    Well, it all depends on the smell you’re going for. If you had stuck with your Email notification title, I’d say he had scored a hit – as long as it was a VERY well fertilised rose. As to the pie? Well, has it been baked yet? Can’t speak for pumpkin directly, but other pre-cooked pies can get REALLY rank (my dad loved rhubarb – YUCK!!!).
    Besides, if he wants a good smell and fast, get him an extra large can of Febreeze……

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    • The smell of a freshly baked pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving morning is heavenly. I’ve never had rubarb pie. We had some rhubarb growing in our yard as a kid and my mom told us that is was poisonous…so I’ve always kept my distance.

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  3. Only the nose knows what the nose knows!
    Is that even… is that… anything?
    I have no idea why I typed that. At all. Yikes.
    🙂

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  4. Tony McGurk says:

    So did he really smell??? Maybe he just need to brush his teeth. He was focusing on his body but it could’ve been his breath

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