“Mom, if you were a superhero, would you rather read minds or see into the future? I’d definitely pick reading minds because that way I’d never have to study for a test again. I could just read my teacher’s mind and get all the answers.” Jay-8
Maybe he can manscape a giant S into all that chest hair he’s convinced he going to grow and skip on the fancy superhero suit. Nobody looks good in tights anyway.
What’s your perfect superpower?