I’m so proud. I think this is worthy of mention in this year’s Christmas card.
Dear Friends and Family,
Season’s Greetings! I hope this finds you and your loved ones happy and healthy.
I normally don’t like to brag about the fact that my children are excessively gifted, but our family has some exciting news to share. Jay has perfected the art of drinking chocolate milk out of his belly button. It’s really quite remarkable. We’re hoping he trys tomato soup next.
We are expecting a phone call at any moment from Sharon Osbourne over at America’s Got Talent. We’re quite certain he’ll win.