“Mom, did you know that the best smell in the whole world is the smell of Toys “R” Us? I love it! If I ever grow-up and get a wife, I want her to smell just like Toys “R” Us. I might even wanna get married there.” Jay-8
Screw spending thousands on a diamond ring, I bet she’d rather have a strawberry ring pop. Instead of throwing rice at the newlyweds, we’ll shower them with darts from a massive Nerf gun war. And, to hell with the fancy three-tiered wedding cake, we’ll gorge ourselves on candy necklaces and pixie sticks…then we’ll dance ourselves silly on top of the checkout counters.