“Mom, I need you! Jay just ripped open the bathroom door and chucked a teddy bear at my head. He screwed up my aim and now there’s a huge mess in there…it’s not my fault.” Will-10
It’s all fun and games until your mother builds an outhouse in the backyard…
Boys, I don’t care that it’s “dark and smells in there.” Or, that your sister swears on “your“ life that “those squirrels are rabid.” Now, out you go and don’t forget to wash up with the garden hose.
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