“No, I didn’t! Jay’s lying. I just tried to scare him, not kill him.”
“Yes, she did! Don’t believe her. She ripped the skateboard out of my hands and chucked it at my head. You’re lucky I’m not dead!”
“Well, that’s only because he threw his sweatshirt on the ground, jumped on it and said it was my face!”
Anna-11 & Jay-9
As the holidays approach this is a tactic you may want to consider. For example, if someone cuts in front of you in the never-ending checkout line at the local mall, just throw down your purchase, jump on it and shout, “This is your face!” This should be an effective strategy unless, of course, they are buying a skateboard.