The Sweet Smell of Eau de Mint

“Jay, you have food all over your shirt. Run upstairs and change before the bus comes.”

“Oh, that? That’s not food, Mom. It’s toothpaste and I wanna leave it there because it makes me smell good.” 

Toothpaste…even cheaper than Old Spice and the girls dig it.

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40 Responses to The Sweet Smell of Eau de Mint

  1. rachelwhims says:

    You should teach him to dab it behind his ear. There’s no mess and he can still drive the ladies wild. lol!

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  2. ryoko861 says:

    LMAO!! That’s priceless!!!

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  3. ANNIE says:

    That’s how Dick caught me…He taught it to Tom…Bet you didn’t know what the charisma was about Tom…but now the secret is out! Guess he’s teaching it to his sons…be careful if they mention Ikea furniture….

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  4. cooper says:

    call Proctor & Gamble…I see a future Super Bowl ad in the making….

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  5. Jackie Cangro says:

    Today, it’s toothpaste on his shirt; tomorrow it’s a bath in Axe for Men. My nephew says that’s what the ladies (aka high school girls) like.

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  6. Jessica says:

    Will work great for problem-pimples in later years….

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  7. Spectra says:

    I’m going to try this first thing tomorrow morning 😀

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  8. Yeah, it’s going to do a great job until all of the dirt sticks to it. Save it for filling in holes in your apartment walls right before you move out.

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  9. muddledmom says:

    At least he’s concerned about odor!

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  10. Lenore Diane says:

    Hahahahahaha! Rob uses Old Spice deodorant, and you will often find a spot of toothpaste on Joe and Charlie’s shirts. This is hilarious – because for my house – it is the truth!

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  11. Barb says:

    This child is so wise. Buy him several more tubes.

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  12. the girls must love him. continue…

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  13. Goeber.com says:

    Nice one! 🙂

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  14. frigginloon says:

    Toothpaste flavored cologne…..genius!!!

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  15. And later it will harden into a nice little mint.
    Makes a great snack.
    🙂

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  16. Androgoth says:

    Hmm… Sooo mint a la pong is the
    best thing since sliced bread is it?
    Well if it smells nice then…

    Fart on That…

    Androgoth Xx

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  17. Binky says:

    Toothpaste is quite a sophisticated scent.

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  18. Tony McGurk says:

    I bet if I drool toothpaste froth, shouldn’t that be teethpaste, all over myself Michelle won’t find me the least bit attractive. I don’t think you have to worry about him bringing home a girl with this trick

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