“Mom, did you hear the Disney guy froze himself in ice when he died? They
say that costs a ton of money…probably why Disney World’s so expensive. But here’s the thing I just don’t get…when they bring him back to life, what the heck is he gonna do about all the frost bite?
Oh, and just so you know…I’m giving up cheese for Lent. I heard Jesus was lactose intolerant.” Jay-9
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And I always wonder what your reaction is if any?
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I try my best not to laugh because I don’t want to insult them…then I put it on my blog so we can all secretly laugh on here.
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you know….i wondered about some of that myself….. 🙂
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Makes sense, huh? 🙂
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I want more on the back story of Jesus and cheese.
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I love Jesus and cheeses. 🙂
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What’s your favorite cheese?
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The conversation about Jesus and the cheese took place at CCD. Personally, this news about Jesus being lactose intolerant is a surprise to me. All that wine and no cheese…very sad. 😦
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Hey if Jesus doesn’t eat cheese!!! Can I have his share???
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It’s in the mail. Do you mind if it’s a little moldy?
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I love how his mind works.
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He thinks completely out of the box.
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Jesus is lactose intolerant? I bet he heard that on the bus!
Perceptive child. Yes, that probably is why Disney is so expensive!
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I bet it’s in small print on the back of the admittance ticket into Disney World…
“In case you’re wondering why you had to take a second mortgage on your home to come here, it’s so we can keep Mr. Disney on ice. Thank you and come again.”
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“Will a frozen mouse eat cheese?” Yes, but only if it’s frozen? (Rimshot.)
What else can I say, but “What a COOL post!” 😀
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I can’t imagine frozen cheese would be any good. 😉
Thanks, John!
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Where do they come up with this stuff??
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I have no idea, but they keep me entertained.
This is the stuff that keeps me smiling and reminds my why I signed up for this job. 😉
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Frostbite could, indeed, be an issue. I’m impressed that he connects the cost of Disney World to the cost of keeping Mr. Disney on ice. Too funny.
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Maybe he discusses this with his buddies on the back of the bus…
“Hey, Johnny! Are you guys going to Disney this year? Nope, we can’t afford it. My dad said ice prices are through the roof this year.”
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He also gave up the x-box. I’ll bet he’s eating cheese and playing x-box within a week.I hope Jesus will “tolerate” that.
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He said he’s already missing the cheese. His sandwich just isn’t the same without it.
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I hope it’s not like at my house where such deep thought occurs first thing in the morning, when my brain is incapable of functioning. It just hurts too much to try to think about any of this stuff.
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It’s exactly like that! I’m trying to suck back a cup of coffee to keep from drooling down the front of my robe and he’s asking deep philosophical questions that he’s pondered over for the last 5 years.
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I think the death part might be harder to overcome than the frostbite.
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Maybe they froze him in a wet suit…what do you think?
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A lactose intolerant Jesus would explain a lot. Maybe Disney can clear that up for us when we bring him back.
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I feel badly for Jesus if he was lactose intolerant…at least he had wine.
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Oh no! I was hoping he’d be tolerant of all cheeses…
🙂
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I think it was the American cheese that put him right over the edge…it most of been all that processing.
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quotes from the upcoming self-help book, “Who Moved My Walt”
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otherwise know as … “Where The Hell’d They Put Walt?”
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I suppose the pharisees were like stinky cheese, so in a sense Jesus was lactose intolerant. 🙂
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I bet they smelled like Limburger. What do you expect with all the heat and no indoor plumbing? 😉
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but the word “cheese” comes from Jesus…as in Jeeeeze…continue…
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…and swiss cheese. You know, with the all holes…holy cheese. 😉
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Surely Walt would’ve worn warm socks & gloves to protect from frostbite. Or they put him in a giant freezer bag.
The Gospel According To Jay
And the devil appeared to him in the wilderness & said “If you are the Son of God command this stone to be turned into cheese”
Then Jesus answered him saying “Go away Satan for it is written, “I am lactose intolerant” “
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Now, that’s good…I like the Gospel According to Jay! 🙂
The freezer bag would definitely prevent freezer burn. I hope it was a Ziplock…the store brands just don’t hold up.
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