“Mom, did you hear the Disney guy froze himself in ice when he died? They say that costs a ton of money…probably why Disney World’s so expensive. But here’s the thing I just don’t get…when they bring him back to life, what the heck is he gonna do about all the frost bite?
Oh, and just so you know…I’m giving up cheese for Lent. I heard Jesus was lactose intolerant.” Jay-9