“Jay, you’re crazy! You don’t even know who Snoop Dogg is. I bet you can’t name me one Snoop Dogg song.”
“You’re wrong. I know tons of stuff you don’t think I know and right now…I’m not in the mood to share.”
“Jay, you’re lying. Mom won’t even let you listen to that stuff…I’m pretty sure he says a bunch of bad words.”
“Well, maybe he does, but I don’t care about hearing a few bad words. Besides, just because I hear bad words doesn’t mean I’m gonna say them.”
“You’re wrong, Jay. There’s some sorta rule that says if kids hear bad words, they end up saying them in school and when they get caught, the school kicks them out and they end up in juvie.”
“Well, I definitely don’t want to go to juvie. That’s where all the kids that smoke cigarettes and shoot each other for their shoes end up. They chase you down with a gun and steal your shoes. You know, just like that song says…”
Jay-9 & Will-11
There’s less than six degrees of separation between Snoop Dogg and Foster The People.