The Battle of the Beans

“Mom, check this out. I’ve decided if I’m ever in an epic rap battle, this is what I’ll call myself…

By the way, see that kid on the playground with the red hair? The one that’s wearing the yellow SpongeBob shirt and Batman backpack? Well, he just might be the world’s best rapper.”

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28 Responses to The Battle of the Beans

  1. ryoko861 says:

    Life is judged according to your back pack! It’s important! I wonder what people would think about a Tinkerbell one?
    “Fat Beans” isn’t bad! Has merit!

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    • I guess that all depends on who’s wearing it. 😉
      By the way, Jay is skinny as a rail and might be one of the smallest kids in the 3rd grade. He’s going to have to start beefing up if he wants the name to fit.

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  2. cooper says:

    Congrats. You’re surrounded by child prodigies….

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  3. Beans beans,
    Good for your heart,
    the more you eat,
    the more you fart

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  4. Keep that. It’s going to be worth money some day.

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  5. O. Leonard says:

    No, bearmancartoons, it goes: “Beans, Beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.”

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  6. Karen says:

    Nancy, I hope you are saving/framing some of his artwork. The kid’s got talent. 🙂

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  7. Beans can rock a lot of things.
    Why not a mic?
    🙂

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  8. Tony McGurk says:

    Given their reputation shouldn’t it read Fart Beans???

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  9. Sank says:

    Ok, the lunchlady thing I think I saw that on 60 minutes, it’s 100% true. The Braided Armpit hair and the house key, my mom does that. Which is why I learned to break into the house through the bathroom window. I was inspired by Abby Road to do so and worked out for me.

    This blog continues to entertain, Well done!

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    • Thanks, Sank. Your story about breaking in through the bathroom window reminds me of my husband. He’s the youngest of 6 kids, 5 boys & 1 girl. He tells a story about how his mother would lock them out of the house in the summer. He and his brothers would sneak back in the house through the bathroom window without her knowing. I used to think that was a horrible story…and then I had kids. 😉

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  10. Androgoth says:

    Much better than being called Has Beans…
    Yes I know it was a rubbish joke but it’s all
    I could think of at the time 🙂 lol

    Androgoth XXx

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