“Mom, when I grow up, I’m gonna have a pool and to make it really fun, I’ll put a diving board on my roof. I’m also gonna have a butler who plays video games with me and packs me lobster for lunch everyday. On days that I don’t feel like driving my Lamborghini to work, I’m gonna ride my skateboard and I’ll always wear shorts, even when it snows. You’ll never see me wear a suit to work because I think that’s just weird.” Will-11
When your invited over for the pool party and lobster bake, remember to wear your shorts, but if I were you, I’d think twice before using the diving board.